Confessions of a Sexagenarian

September 17, 2026

The Dancery

7PM

Choose your night out option 👇🏻 

 

Thirsty Thursday - 2 Tickets for $79
General Admission - 1 Ticket for $49
Bring the Gang - 5 Tickets for $200

Unscripted. Unfiltered.

Unbelievably funny.

Join us on Thirsty Thursday for a show about the roles we play, the rules we live by, the responsibilities we carry—and all the shit we’re not supposed to say out loud.

Grab your girlfriend’s for cocktails. Let laughter be your medicine. And remember how damn good it feels to have FUN.

Not everything should be said out loud. Carla usually figures that out right AFTER she’s said it.

 

One night only — September 17

@ the Dancery

Show starts at 7 pm